REALLY, I SWEAR, THERE IS NOT A DANCE AT THE HIGH SCHOOL.
THERE IS NO DANCE.
NO, NO SPECIAL OLYMPICS DANCE.
STOP LOOKING AT THE CALENDAR. THERE ISN’T A DANCE.
YES, WE WILL TELL YOU WHEN THERE IS A DANCE.
NO, THERE IS NO DANCE RIGHT NOW.
HONEST, THERE ISN’T A DANCE.
THERE’S NOTHING TO GET UPSET ABOUT. YOU DON’T NEED TO CRY.
(By the way, there is no dance, at least not yet, but apparently someone has gotten it into his mind that the flyer from yesterday about the parent meeting was about a dance and we are hiding this magic dance from him. Hopefully by tomorrow we can stop repeating ourselves…)